What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Read also:

• Have you been with a stranger yet?
• Cliffhanger's Black Panther game reportedly would have built upon the famously patented Nemesis System - Rock Paper Shotgun
• Google launches Doppl, a new app that lets you visualize how an outfit might look on you - TechCrunch
• To a flat Earther, what's wrong with the idea that gravity is simply a force inherent to space which operates only in one dimension? Why do they go further and try to deny gravity rather than just saying it's different than physicists claim?
• What are the latest trends in artificial intelligence for 2025?
• The Best Dinner to Help You Poop in the A.M., According to a Dietitian - EatingWell
• Why does Microsoft always create so many ugly, confusing, and ridiculous product names? The worst of them all is ".Net" (which is really confusing).
• designing for ‘abundance,’ with ecological landscaper kelly norris - A Way To Garden
• My boyfriend always verbally abuse me and makes me cry. If I try to tell him how hurt I was, he says to me he loves me and can't hurt me but always abuse me. Why?
• What are scads fish? What types are there?